Don’t point your finger. We’re all monsters here. The only question is, “What kind of monster are you?”

candidate entry for The Devil’s Dictionary:

Chauvinist (n.) A woman’s term for a man who has put her on the wrong pedestal, i.e. the Untouchable-Virgin pedestal, when she wants to be on the Beautiful-But-Equal Earth-Mother pedestal or the Goddess-Whore pedestal.